tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
oh my god my blog is now complete
HES BACK
(via two-hearts-and-a-tardis)
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
(via brittany-kendrickk)
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
(via brittany-kendrickk)
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(via two-hearts-and-a-tardis)
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
(via brittany-kendrickk)
i would do my homework but
sadly i am only an eel
(via two-hearts-and-a-tardis)
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
(via pbjsandwitch)