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- funny shit
h0llo:

slashleen:

Cannot stop laughing

My mother thinks this is the funniest thing she keeps walking away laughing and coming back to look at it

h0llo:

slashleen:

Cannot stop laughing

My mother thinks this is the funniest thing she keeps walking away laughing and coming back to look at it

(via b-0rn-thisway)

  • Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
  • Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
  • Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via parkingstrange)

davejadetier:

davejadetier:

BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT

BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEY GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES

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(Source: drowsybun, via celestialmoonrock)

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

(via saeryiee)

liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

(via folhoewhores)